receive and publish, by an anonymous fellow traveler, the first episode of
The theory of the cucumber (or practical survival guide of journalist precarious and reviled)
meantime some necessary information to avoid unpleasant misunderstanding.
1 - Forget everything you have taught in your schools
fichettine-card-in-hand. Ie: your ass belongs to
head and to them alone until full emancipation (when you do
smart enough to change jobs). There is no 'ethics and
professional dignity and 'a concept comparable
dogma of the Immaculate Conception: if we want to believe go ahead, do not change your
subhuman condition.
2 - The professional association protects only itself. The union only
protect the privileges of the journalists hired for an indefinite period in
rich and prosperous reality editorial
whose employees would never need a union if not to be given the right to use the
corporate credit card for the challenging missions
Mauritius.
3 - What the journalist is not a respected profession. In the best case scenario
, when presented as journalists, people will
looks bad. Always know what it means to be a journalist.
For the most part, the other party is unprepared '
-eyed and then exclaim, "Oh, and for which newspaper writes," not knowing that
print journalists are like the Yeti, which
fabled beings but you do not see the shadow around .* To which you will be
to explain that not worked for any newspaper, but - let us assume
- a news agency which is not down to explain that
question. Beware: Do not use the word 'network' or the expression
'send to network' would not it come out more. If ANSA journalists are
it is slightly easier. If you're not
the debate will end with the phrase: "Ah, then type the Ansa" that would fool the
launches agency in general.
* An exception is some black reporters.
Welcome to the jungle.
When you go down the track should know who to look and who to trust.
from the viewer: predator reporter precarious
exploited and reviled reporter is the same precarious exploited and despised. About
like you eat the heart of his mother just to have a shred of
contract is capable of low blows, the most infamous of the traps, the
plots even more Mephistophelean levarvisi of the balls. Eye
then his colleague, not anything related to your work and demand
"How are you?" Always answer: "Oh, you want, you can not see the light at the end of the tunnel
. Others to look out
are your leaders. Know that we are preparing in every
ongoing feuds that last for centuries, a war between
bands where you will be asked to take one side or the other or the other
yet. The precarious subhuman who has a little 'salt in
pumpkin is careful not to take sides, always smiling
to everyone from the CEO's door
company pays you with those four in the louse nested border.
Beware of the press offices. Theoretically it would
colleagues, but none as a press officer despises
journalist in the strict sense. Press officers are accustomed to begging Hun
minute space on the page, take half a quote from a service broadcasting
another. Their relationship with the news is more or less
, the relationship may have a Jehovah's Witness with an intercom.
why you envy and hate you because you, from their point of view,
are free people. Every so often, to make them feel better, you
should tell them the truth, that you earn less than a filthy
Blockbuster clerks. We will be grateful.
In whom confide:
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end this brief introduction of "The theory of the cucumber (or
practical manual for the survival of precarious and reviled journalist)"
with a quote from my first department head, a woman "The
prestige of this profession is inversely proportional to the number of females
who practice it." In the next chapter will be offered
hints and tips for women in the mood to ruin his life with
journalism.
Fang
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